Love: Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation...

By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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Happy Anniversary!

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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Mr25_fml 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:47

damn salmonella

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:30

Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.

Comments

alexh15 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:58

Let me guess. It was the chilli?

silentbutfunny 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 20:01

No it was the unwashed lettuce which had traces of choped up slugs. "monsters inside me" anybody?

annihil8or 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:03

That sux

Britter903 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:11

Learn to spell dumbass

silentbutfunny 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 20:02

Acually it blows... Chuncks :) Gasp i mispellt :O

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:04

YDI, for trying to re-create your first date. Any couple that's this lame deserves uncontrollable bowels.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:27

I think it's a really sweet thing to try and do and if doesn't go as planned doesn't matter it's the thought that counts, but then again I am a hopeless romantic.

astralvagan 20

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:14

You're such a douche bag

asherm 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:15

I agree, very sweet! Too bad date ended up "shitty". Yes terrible pun intended, but hope whoever got sick feels better soon. I'm hopeless too, and hope years from now they look back and laugh.

xSorry_fml 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:41

#40 Is name calling on a site that is solely based on opinion necessary? Try giving a thumbs down and moving on, unless it's your intention to look like a clown.

xxxsullenpanda 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:14

You're such an asshole...

frenzied93 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:48

Just shows how thoughtful you'll ever be...

ClassyCommando 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:22

Holy shit, people! This is every1luvsboners you're talking to! Show some ******* respect for this legend!

Monkeybuttcream 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:09

OP - never eat anywhere where they keep a dog in the kitchen. then again i fling my own poop.

MyPerspective 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:10

Take care! Don't let your first month of 2012 suck.

yourlove13 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:14

at least you were in bed together?

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:15

Aww that is terrible but at least you're together. Misery loves company.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 4:33

Body like an hour glass?

Otarin 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:27

Sounds like me over the last two weeks. I was in Thailand, what's your excuse?

aissie 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:28

Really? Did you know McDonalds' employees are not required to wear hairnets or gloves. I found this out when I watched a guy touch my food with his hands and then try to serve it to me. No one wore hairnets (or gloves). When I called to complain, I got to whole spill about how they aren't "required to wear hairnets or gloves". Not sure if I wanna eat anywhere but home.