Love: Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation...

By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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Happy Anniversary!

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:47

damn salmonella

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:30

Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.

Comments

kgage88 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:46

food poisoning generally won't show any effects until at least 24 hrs...

MedChew 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 14:52

Not true, ingested bacterial toxin can manifest within 6 hours.

Sericin 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:19

Omg! My bf and I are fifteen days away from our one year anniversary. I hope we don't get sick! That really sucks op I hope you feel better soon

mdtiger 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:05

Is this a nice town or a middle-higher income community? I feel they would be stricter than the ones I know.

xxbreannaxx_roxy 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:10

omg, that's crazy! my girlfriend & I see each other sporadically, so when we were finally able to, we went to dinner & got food poisoning :| then tried to go out for drinks & the club.. wretched idea! so terribly sry. that sucks :( it's the thought that counts!

SheepShoop_fml 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 0:18

There's always tomorrow. Spend a little extra time making up for it!

Trevay 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 5:33

Sounds more like a food allergy that you both might share. Cause sure enough if it's food poisoning it takes 12-24 hours to kick in. Look at what you ate 24 hours BEFORE the date.

asfjg 7

Friday 6 January 2012 17:43

Erm, no, not necessarily. Symptoms can occur as early as 2 hours after eating contaminated food. It really depends on the type of food poisoning.

RideBlue32 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 10:28

Blumpkin?

carry_fml 4

Friday 6 January 2012 23:59

We went to McDonalds for breakfast the other morning and the guy working the cash register gave us our utensils. He wore no gloves, the utensils had no plastic on them and he touched the part where we would eat off of. I was completely annoyed. My husband offered to lick the fork for me so he would get the germs and not me. It definitely should be a requirement at any restaurant for them to wear gloves when preparing and serving food and they shouldn't be allowed to handle anything food related if they are working with money, dirt or cleaning products.