Love: Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation...

By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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Happy Anniversary!

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:47

damn salmonella

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:30

Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.

Comments

Choonie 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:00

Next time

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:50

Did you try the chowder?

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:36

Hey look at it this way you can both share the porcelain bowl together :)

aissie 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:52

Amen to that. But I called their corp office and that's what they told me. Maybe variation by state?

NullPointer 20

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:55

Simple, get a time machine and poison the food on your original date.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:28

Did U scat on the 1st date? Damn! U phreaky!

sarahlh_23 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:43

Impossible, it takes 18 hours for food poisoning to set in!

hammie5150 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 4:07

Food poisoning doesn't hit that fast!

LilliPage 17

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:53

Actually, the most common types of food poisoning do hit within a few hours, and you don't know how long it took them to get home after eating the food. Maybe they went to a movie.