By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML
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22jrdn55 15

Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.

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mattorama 15

Trust me on this one, in years to come, you will have more fun laughing about the one year anniversary than you will thinking about the first date. Stuff like this strengthens a couple.

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RedPillSucks 31

In between vomit and diarrhea, there's endless possibilities, if you're into that stuff.

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awagh666 14

Yeah, all they need is a cup... (i would have thumbed myself down for that comment, but i seriously couldn't resist it)

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Dracoboxer357 35

Thanks for that thought 44, I threw up when I saw the first 6 seconds of that charming little video. :p Ugh.

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ClassyCommando 13

...and that music still makes me shudder every time I hear it.

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loserman67 35

My wife and I went through the same thing just about this time last year. Went to a REALLY expensive restaurant we have always wanted to try, ate, went home in the mood, I mean we were ready to **** each other silly. Then the ***** hit me first, in the middle of me eating her out. I run to the bathroom, take a massive shit, my stomach is grumbling and all upset. I finally feel better enough to return to the bedroom and she's in the hall bathroom doing the same thing. Took two days to pass. We called the restaurant, told them what happened and they offered to buy us a round of drinks on our next visit. I never found out what they bought the health inspector during his visit?? But they were closed for three weeks.....

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perdix 29

The traditional gift for a first anniversary is paper, the modern one is clocks, but the cool one is Cleveland Steamers. Sounds like you're ready for a cool anniversary ;)

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ClassyCommando 13

I reckon paper, of a sort, is going to be required soon, anyway :)

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Snafuusmc 12

Agh yeah I hate when I cough and I shit myself at the time when you get food poisoning!

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xSorry_fml 10

Get four buckets and commence with the romancing of one another. If you only have 2 buckets I recommend only oral.

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asherm 15

That's sweet about re-creating the first date. Sorry about the food poison, hope you feel better soon!!! But you got the "in sickness and health" down. Best of luck for many more anniversaries (:

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astralvagan 20

That sucks, but at least you can show her you still love her by holding her hair back for her. I really do feel for you.... I imagine a lot of thought, time and energy went into it, and then the damn restaurant got you sick......

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DocBastard 38

Go through with the anniversary fuckfest! But, uh, skip the anal.

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flockz 19

the diarhea will serve as an excellent lube, just hold the chunks.

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phantumgrey 6

Food poisoning doesn't kick in that fast. You just had the runs

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