Miscellaneous: Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone...

By shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43

Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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Losing my mind

By Anonymous - 15/02/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 05/02/2023 18:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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JudgeComrade 17

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

Just come back for it in spring.

inner_peace 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:49

Accidents happen, OP. It won't be the end of the world.

Comments

tbro47 23

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:38

This is why I love living in the south.

monkeymonkey123 2

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:40

then what are you typing this on?

HJKM_fml 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:57

A computer maybe?

tranced_ 45

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:06

a potato.

HJKM_fml 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:58

Do you have insurance on the phone OP?

tranced_ 45

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:04

there's an app called Locate your phone.. you should atleast from now on install it on your new phone..

Bekll 31

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:58

I have that on my iPad and it is a life saver! I 'lost' my phone behind a washer and dryer and would have not found it (or at least not on the same day!) without that app.

jklong 1

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:23

So how'd u post this then?

TrollingStalker 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:37

"Today, it was snowing." was already bad enough and now you lost your phone..I feel for you.

Bekll 31

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:01

Do you want to build a snowman? Seriously, snow can be great for that and skiing/snowboarding and snowball fights.

TrollingStalker 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 11:28

Yeah, it's nice for awhile, but I live in Michigan. I've seen enough snow for two lifetimes.

outoftown 26

Sunday 9 March 2014 23:28

74 - I feel ya. In the Midwest, we've already had more than two year's worth of snow this season, with more to come. :(

TheHolyJuiceBox 5

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:45

well... if it doesn't work when/if you find it, make sure you try turning it off and back on again

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 9 March 2014 7:27

That's too bad...hope you find it...

MsLiz12 10

Sunday 9 March 2014 7:40

this is exactly why I have always checked my pockets after putting my phone in there. sorry op I know this has to suck.

MandieL 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:11

I did this once, but rather than my pocket, it was my bag and rather than a street by home in a soon to be snow bank, it was a taxi in Beijing. Fyl OP