Miscellaneous: Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone...

By shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43

Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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Snow day

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 05/02/2023 18:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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By dirk855 - 18/01/2009 10:29 - United States

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

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JudgeComrade 17

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

Just come back for it in spring.

inner_peace 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:49

Accidents happen, OP. It won't be the end of the world.

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NikoLoko98 2

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:40

Then how did you post this..

sofakingmexican 15

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:41

HaHa dumbass

CrazyMelvin 14

Sunday 9 March 2014 9:23

YDI; next time check your pocket.

Dcm210 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 12:10

Dat username.

Goldenchest 14

Sunday 9 March 2014 18:41

A Nokia in a specially designed otterbox

TallSilentGuy 1

Sunday 9 March 2014 18:41

Well, why didn't you just borrow somebody's phone and call yourself?

azyjazy713 11

Sunday 9 March 2014 20:19

I'm sorry. That must have been traumatic. It's in a better place now though.

BFons 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 22:47

Call it...

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 10 March 2014 2:55

A Nokia in a specially designed otterbox which is then encased in another box made of chequer plate.

Unluckiest_Luck 6

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:41

That's unfortunate

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Same thing different taste

On the run

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