Miscellaneous: Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone...

By shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43

Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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Snow day

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 05/02/2023 18:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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By dirk855 - 18/01/2009 10:29 - United States

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

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JudgeComrade 17

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

Just come back for it in spring.

inner_peace 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:49

Accidents happen, OP. It won't be the end of the world.

Comments

CommanderCman1 15

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:54

And now op plays the waiting game...

Black_Knight80 13

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:58

Karma's a Bitch!!

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:58

What exactly did you get from this to say that OP deserved it?

Black_Knight80 13

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:24

We all deserve bad things to happen to us. It's the way of life....

DarkSaul 20

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:29

Isn't karma what goes around comes around? What do you think op did something bad in life? What makes OP deserved this!?

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:16

karma is what decides your future existence.

the_zero_article 15

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:01

"The cold never bothered me anyway." -OP's phone, probably

the_zero_article 15

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:27

(y'know, after he let it go)

LonerTheWolf35 8

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:43

maybe OPs phone wanted to build a snowman

ileenefudge 29

Sunday 9 March 2014 7:34

For the first time in forever?

JD1147 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 23:47

Well there's a first time for everything

Setareh23 34

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:03

I feel ya. It's easy to misjudge how you place objects when you're wearing winter gloves. Hopefully you can get a nice replacement phone soon!

dutchy86 20

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:14

try calling it?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:46

With what? Chances are he doesn't have a spare phone lying around and it doesn't sound like the OP is near his home.

Futacy 29

Sunday 9 March 2014 12:27

^Well see, that's the point when being antisocial shouldn't matter, and asking the first stranger who walks by to call your phone for you would be your best bet.