Miscellaneous: Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet... - FML

By lookwhereyasittin - 24/01/2016 17:47 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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Kids can be so harsh

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 21:00

Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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MDoremis 38

Monday 25 January 2016 8:15

And I'm sure you'll never forget to put the seat down again now.

UnidentifiedFun 37

Monday 25 January 2016 12:36

...but why can't you? ^

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samlovesham1234 9

Monday 25 January 2016 21:03

For the guys who whining about women who complain about the seat being left up, watch that episode of Untold Stories of the ER. It has a story where a woman fell into the toilet, and they had to take her to the ER, with the toilet still attached to her. Yeah, not even soap or butter or anything else had worked before that happened. A sledgehammer was needed to free her. She had been stuck for almost a whole day.

Mysterious_one 26

Monday 25 January 2016 21:08

Ass job needed urgently..

xxkrystalxx 14

Monday 25 January 2016 21:14

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS

Mike_Oxhard 14

Monday 25 January 2016 22:11

No sympathy from me. You're a guy. You should instinctively know to look before sitting because we guys always leave the seat up.

purple_bunnies 20

Monday 25 January 2016 22:29

Now you know how us women feel

gunnerblaster 21

Tuesday 26 January 2016 1:18

I just don't understand how it's so hard to LOOK before you planting your ass down, somewhere...

GrumpyGrinch 23

Tuesday 26 January 2016 13:32

How small you have to be to fall in a toilet? Dwarf size? Kids after 10 can sit and not fall in, even without any seat at all.

mswim 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 14:21

"Now that you've felt a woman's pain, the true learning can begin."

Krovels 10

Wednesday 27 January 2016 4:22

Congratulations, y

morenoesther7 5

Wednesday 27 January 2016 4:39

Lmfaoooo

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