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Bustin' my ass
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yeah, I know u probably thought ahh seat is already down -sits down ahhhh f*
At least no one flushed while you were stuck. I hear Craig's mom died that way.
Easiest check list ever, 1)make sure the toilet/room hasn't been ass sprayed 2) make sure there is toilet paper 3) make sure the seat is clean and in the proper position. Come on people it's not like we're asking you to use the 3 seashells here!
Hehehehe… Demolition Man reference.
I've done this a few times when I was in a panic trying to avoid emptying the contents of my colon prematurely. Thankfully, I never completely submerged my ass or got stuck in the toilet. When water touches your ass, it makes you stand up REAL quick.
You definitely deserved it.
#48 Maybe they were half asleep.
Be careful getting out you might suck your intestines out
I knew there'd be comments on here saying shit about men and toilet seats. What I have to say here applies to everybody: if you need the seat up, put it up; if you need it down, put it down. It's not rocket science; it's a toilet seat!
Or everyone could put down the lid when they're done which entails putting down the seat as well if the seat was raised, but it's the same amount of effort either way. Equality! Toilet lids exist for a reason- you don't have to worry about things or people accidentally falling in. Also it looks better.
I really have no desire to touch a toilet seat, so if you have already touched it to put it up, you might as well touch it again to put it back down.
Lids are the answer. Get into the habit so you never have to worry about a toddler falling in or a dog drinking out of the toilet then licking your face. Any other opinion on the up / down situation is basically wrong.
haha! Karma
You should look up the word 'karma' before using it, you fool
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And I'm sure you'll never forget to put the seat down again now.
...but why can't you? ^