Work: Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants.... - FML

By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 11:00

Today, on my first day as a substitute teacher in a high school, I split the seam of my trousers in front of 30 teenagers. I had nothing spare so I spent the rest of the school day with my raincoat tied around my waist hiding it. I’m here for two weeks and already I’ve lost their respect FML

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17031990 20

Thursday 8 September 2016 11:16

YDI for not wearing underwear.. Especially when working in a school!

MetalxSoldier 26

Thursday 8 September 2016 11:17

Why would you not wear underwear on the first day? Especially if your going to be ON a stage in front of students.

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species4872 19

Thursday 8 September 2016 20:01

And now your one of them.

dcea 17

Thursday 8 September 2016 20:15

sounds like a lie for attention

greyworm 3

Thursday 8 September 2016 20:17

are you a male or female

shitstorm28 11

Thursday 8 September 2016 21:08

I totally understand freeballin' it, but at school? especially being faculty! nope. you had it coming. I will say this though, I do feel bad for you having to come back and face those same students.

JothamHousden 17

Thursday 8 September 2016 21:43

I hope you get the sack...

aelabed 17

Thursday 8 September 2016 22:16

I bet your one of those hot teachers ;)

SympathyStandard 16

Sunday 11 September 2016 6:55

you're*

stevenbro 6

Thursday 8 September 2016 22:46

Where is the YDI button??? The "Yep we thought so too" makes absolutely no sense!!!

ChristinePi 36

Friday 9 September 2016 0:21

Some people don't find underwear comfortable. It might not have been a sexual thing for OP just a preference. Man people are quick to judge...

OhPuhleeze 23

Friday 9 September 2016 3:18

Always wear underwear.

SympathyStandard 16

Sunday 11 September 2016 6:57

Always check your comments to see if you're being an inconsiderate asshole

BLDYRBBT 16

Friday 9 September 2016 3:20

what is wrong with all you people. You're all asking why she wasn't wearing underwear, hmmm....maybe because she was wearing pants. Lots of people don't wear underwear. It's not a requirement as part of being dressed. What do you all get told you have to have underwear on for your jobs and then every morning when you get to work they do a skivvey check?

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