Work: Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants....

By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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17031990 20

Thursday 8 September 2016 11:16

YDI for not wearing underwear.. Especially when working in a school!

MetalxSoldier 26

Thursday 8 September 2016 11:17

Why would you not wear underwear on the first day? Especially if your going to be ON a stage in front of students.

Comments

Bi0xHazard 18

Friday 9 September 2016 4:41

Everyone's wondering WHY you weren't wearing underwear and I can't get past HOW you were able to do something so uncomfortable .-.

tripping_dolphin 2

Friday 9 September 2016 5:48

What kind of teacher didn't wear underwear at work?? Are you trying to get laid there?

ashatash 12

Friday 9 September 2016 12:21

the imagery in my head omg but seriously why

Urpoppy 21

Friday 9 September 2016 20:12

Sorry but that's pretty hilarious.

Jesse Kachelein 6

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:51

I literally made an account so I can comment. I believe the op completely deserves it. Don't say they didn't expect their pants to rip. You shouldn't prepare for the best or the expected. You prepare for the worse and the unexpected. If you have panty lines, save some money and invest in seamless panties. It's really not that hard.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 10 September 2016 18:45

YDI for not wearing underwear. Seriously, who does that? And you're the teacher on top of it? Inappropriate! God, don't you remember the great Teacher Barbie debacle of 1995? Mattel had to pull that doll off the shelves because she was going commando. Not appropriate for a teacher to have no panties.

SympathyStandard 16

Sunday 11 September 2016 6:50

All of you are dumb. No one plans for their clothing to rip and it doesn't matter what is underneath the clothing. Your morals and your values don't mean shit as far is Op or anyone else is concerned. Stop being little whinging retards.