Kids: Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater....

By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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By LadyJane - 04/01/2009 10:15 - France

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By Audrey Anna Grace Somers - 12/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By Beast - 30/03/2013 06:57 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By okaythen6 - 09/12/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML

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By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Friday 14 February 2014 9:14

"Oh my. What fat stomach you have" "Only because it's filled with little kids like you my dear." >:)

ihavenolifehaha 16

Friday 14 February 2014 9:06

Time to start exercising OP!

Comments

Headcrab 29

Friday 14 February 2014 16:05

'nah I'm no faker kid. only the real deal for me'

ChristianH39 30

Friday 14 February 2014 16:39

Or he's just too young to realize that is a "dangerous question" and is just being a kid.

it__happens 17

Friday 14 February 2014 18:48

Maybe that's a hint..

oooohmygosh 8

Friday 14 February 2014 19:01

Kids say the darnest things... Might be time for a diet.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 14 February 2014 19:10

Just say yes...but don't let it tear you down a lot of little kids don't really think before they speak...

cometkeeper00 3

Friday 14 February 2014 20:16

lmao, fatass.

nitrog100 21

Friday 14 February 2014 20:52

Well, since you're here, your weight is obviously causing you a certain degree of distress. Hang in there, OP. You'll get where you want to be as long as make the right decisions and work hard.

molliciousj 19

Friday 14 February 2014 22:38

I used to work in a day care and kids would throw the "fat" word around a lot. Kids sometimes just think it's funny to play like that but don't realize what they're doing. I wouldn't take it to heart.

TaliaAmaraS 13

Friday 14 February 2014 23:11

from the mouths of babes, eh?

DeadDaveTheEnemy 13

Saturday 15 February 2014 0:32

kids these days say the cutest things am i right they might just be curious though their question doesnt necessarily mean it looks like youve got one on