Miscellaneous: Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier...

By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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Noise cancelling anyone?

By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 22:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, just like every workday for the last 6 months, the construction workers in my building made loud noises in the morning and woke me up almost 2 hours before I would otherwise have to get up. This will continue for one more year. I'm not a morning person, and I live in a protected historical building. FML

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icic6772 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:40

Wake THEM up two hours early.

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:42

Wait till they leave and then sneak in their apartment and put a walkie talkie user their bed. At 3am start yelling MEEEP MEEEP

Comments

MainPrism 16

Friday 18 November 2011 11:29

So drill a 1" hole through your ceiling into their apartment & start shoving lit m80's under it... If you're not willing to go that far then you're not really mad about it... In which case, you need to stop whining about it & either move or take 1 of the million suggestions 2 buy earplugs!!! You totally deserve that sh¡t lmfao!!!

MainPrism 16

Friday 18 November 2011 11:31

Or man up & beat some @$$!!! Violence does solve certain issues lol...

SAgirl 13

Friday 18 November 2011 12:41

How about not waking them up and theyll be late for work

blank_jack 0

Friday 18 November 2011 17:06

That's when u appreciate living in a house :)

LullzKitteh 1

Friday 18 November 2011 18:37

@46, wtf?

hoonyer 17

Friday 18 November 2011 22:12

Everyone has a purpose in life

wriptidez 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:35

talk with them if they wont help u then qait till they fall asleep and u bother them with sound. U know maybe they could put their cell phone alarm on so it onlhy wakes them and not u?

lilybirdbaby 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:58

Hahahahahahahahhahaha

mojo87 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 7:24

Not to be insensitive to OP, but I really could do with an alarm like OP... I really struggle to hear my alarms in the morning :S

The__Redneck 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 10:28

The problem is that their "real" Alarm clock is too reliable. To fix the problem, pound the shit out of their walls and yell at least four times a night. If they complain, tell them "Ahh, I thought you were just sleeping through your alarm again--you know, my ears just don't work like they used to....."