By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

OP, this is what you need to do: stop giving a shit about the perceptions that others might have of you, just because it's Valentines Day. Today is just like any other day, except men and women alike drain their bank accounts in feeble attempts to show their special someone that they "care". Last time I checked, love wasn't measured by how many boxes of chocolate and goofy looking teddy bears you bought for someone. You're single. Go out and enjoy yourself. Treat yourself to a nice dinner, a massage, etc. You don't need someone in your life in order to enjoy Valentines Day.

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VannahJane 17

Well at least you know you love your secret admirer

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perdix 29

Aw, I'll be your friend. And if you get me real drunk, maybe more ;)

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Enslaved 36

That would be a sight to see! You going from: Intervert, to extrovert, to pervert . . . one sip at a time. ;)

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perdix 29

#42, where does anyone get the idea I'm an introvert? Your bar tab with me will be a little less than you think because I always start in second gear ;)

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wildcat90 1

Wow. If you really that desperate then you deserve it.

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BigSexy123 11

Enough with the friendzoning crap. Maybe said guy should make his damn intentions clear, unless of course he's only friends with this woman in order to get a relationship. That's not going to work. Either ask her out, or don't and be friends - and I mean legitimate friends. We all think we're "just the person our crush is looking for" but really, there's a good chance we're not, so quit villifying the people who AREN'T interested, and grow a damn pair, ladies and gentlemen!

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Shrike 23

Oh jeez, another "friend-zone" whiner. Grow a pair and take 46's advice. You're an embarrassment to the human race.

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Tones217 9

Sorry you felt like you had to impress your family by inventing a secret admirer. What would be more impressive than a secret admirer is not giving a damn what they think and just having a good time doing whatever you want. Be happy with yourself OP.

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simoncat 11

Eh. Whatever. At least YOU love YOU! (That's actually more than what the majority of the world can say.) Take yourself to dinner.

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hurley12 30

YDI that's just pathetic.. I've never had a Valentine and I don't care.

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perdix 29

#56, Aw, I'll be your Valentine. Sorry for breaking up your perfect losing streak. You can always reject me and start a new one.

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bishbosh 7

I, for one, think Valentines Day isn't so bad. Sometimes relationships get stale or people get so busy with life and routine that they don't make the effort anymore and I think Valentines can be a nice little reminder. OP one day there will be someone in your life that makes you so happy that it won't matter about bits of cheap valentines-generated "gifts". Just cause you haven't met someone yet doesn't mean you should in any way feel inadequate or that you need to prove something to others. Just let it happen naturally. All this stuff won't mean diddly squat.

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