By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

OP, this is what you need to do: stop giving a shit about the perceptions that others might have of you, just because it's Valentines Day. Today is just like any other day, except men and women alike drain their bank accounts in feeble attempts to show their special someone that they "care". Last time I checked, love wasn't measured by how many boxes of chocolate and goofy looking teddy bears you bought for someone. You're single. Go out and enjoy yourself. Treat yourself to a nice dinner, a massage, etc. You don't need someone in your life in order to enjoy Valentines Day.

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VannahJane 17

Well at least you know you love your secret admirer

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cannonman1863 17

That's just trying too hard. It's far easier to just admit to being single

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EvilUndead 9

Look, just don't ever do it. You're lying and trying to create an illusion. Illusion will shatter and lie will be discovered. When this happens, you'll feel bad about it. So don't do it in the first place. There are good things about single, by the way.

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Pussycat86 18

I did the same OP! And I got too excited pretending that I want to know who he might be! Only for one of my female friends to ruin everything by saying it was her who sent them to me to cheer me up and appear as a good friend In front of everyone! Not only Fml, F my friend!!!

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MillerBeerTime 5

It's ok, Valentines day is only for weak people who have to be with someone to make themselves feel better

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Satoaoi 13

like number 1 said. and you know there's someone for everyone. have faith. you will find love too

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EarlFug 19

OP, I am thinking well of you tonight. Think well of yourself.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Valentines day is about LOVE, and that includes yourself, your family. Take them out or a friend or two, you won't be alone and you can remind these people you love them, too. :) or treat yourself to something nice

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adams7955 2

sounds like you are fat and ugly and thats why you are alone

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