By pissed out pants - 18/01/2015 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 977
You deserved it 3 953

Same thing different taste

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skyeyez9 24

Wth is wrong with your dad?! That is a cruel thing to do

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That's nothing to be ashamed about on your part--you cried and had "an accident" because you thought someone you loved hand died. Your parents should be ashamed for actively attempting to traumatize and shame you. Nothing you ever could have done to deserve that treatment. I'd talk about it to a counselor, maybe one at school if you're attending, because your parents' behavior is disturbing so it has to affect you beyond this incident.

Wow, that is intense and awful. That is.. just... insanely uncalled for. I would say go talk to a school counselor, or any counselor you can reach out to. Your parents ... that's just.. wow..

I lost my Dad to suicide and I find that extremely distasteful, and is something that shouldn't be joked about in such a way, I hope you and your Mum had a serious talk with him after the shock had subsided.

Well, you can't say the man isn't dedicated. Props for going full out but jumping at you whilst you're in the shower or sleeping probably would have worked too.

Isa_fml 20

That's sick. You could really traumatise someone.

That's cruel. Shouldn't be used as a joke in my opinion

born_hustla 26

May be a bit extreme but I love your family!

im sorry but I must say thats pretty awesome but ****** up at the same time. sorry OP