By pissed out pants - 18/01/2015 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
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skyeyez9 24

Wth is wrong with your dad?! That is a cruel thing to do

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syed121417 22

See this is where people need to understand what something called a boundary is. I think they went way too far and it's just stupid. A good scare would've been fine, but by doing this they were completely inconsiderate to who this action could be offending or hurting. Suicide just isn't a joke and some people don't understand that.

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Greis 2

This is hands down the most ****** up thing I've ever read.

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Kevlar_burrito 6

Wait....you shit yourself because you thought your dad killed himself? That's.... different

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lunastar28 4

That's really wrong. I have friends and family that have suicidal tendencies and that's not cool even if it is to win a bet

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jinxy333 13

okaii i think we've established that your dad is pretty ****** up...hope you have a non ****** up prank in retaliation..and i hope it makes him scream like a bitch.

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nemcali 34

To the people who think this funny, may I ask in all honesty what's so funny about tricking your daughter into thinking she lost you forever? What's funny about causing her such a shock even though for only few mins? That was idiotic according to me but I am curious about other people's opinion

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TPrice21 2

I hope winning the bet was worth the years of therapy they will now have to pay for.

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