Miscellaneous: Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed...

By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - 03/06/2014 19:01 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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You deserved it 4 628

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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You deserved it 786

By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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You deserved it 8 667

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 347

You deserved it 2 913

By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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You deserved it 3 309

The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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You deserved it 226

Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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You deserved it 2 152

Time to move out

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 08:01

Today, I'm spending $1,400 on rent each month to hear my upstairs neighbor walk from one end of their apartment to the other, and then back again. This occurs pretty much all day and all night. Yesterday I woke up at 3:30 a.m. from the banging of steps. My other neighbor played his music so loud, I felt it through the wall. FML

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You deserved it 156

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

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You deserved it 5 811

By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

xSalashawty 30

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:34

Maybe someone else lived with him, or possibly the landlord? If its someone else besides the landlord, go report it. That's some freaky shit..

NotGabe 28

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:35

Well, time to start burning some sage.

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Lioness8197 18

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:23

Mr. Heckles...?

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:32

Hoping for a follow up!

joemud 13

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:52

Yeah your going to die

DigitalDoctor 2

Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:06

Knock knock, who is there...

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:09

its all in your imagination. you secretly wish he was still there. and if not, GET OUT.

_G0D_ 9

Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:43

Toast!

sea_cucumber_11 11

Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:59

Is your neighbor's name Mr. Heckles?

Snorlax_Snarf 10

Wednesday 4 June 2014 16:09

I've seen about five of these "Mr. Heckles??" STOP BLAMING MISTER HECKLES!

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 4 June 2014 4:06

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me...

Screamalovesong 7

Wednesday 4 June 2014 4:08

I would look into that

dave20012 15

Wednesday 4 June 2014 4:21

Heckles.?? Haha ask trieger to check his apartment :) Seriously though look into it for closure and peace of mind. Good luck

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Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML

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Today, while on vacation, my brother asked a native of the area for help. Once he got it, he thanked them with "muchos gracias" in the best Spanish accent he could do. We're in Japan. FML

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Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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Today, my husband and I cooked our first dinner of the year, some grilled steak. The moment we turned our backs to put out the fire, the dog snatched half of it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML

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Today, it's the 11th day I've been in the hospital due to my kidneys. My mother has come in every day since to make me feel bad about missing Thanksgiving. FML

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Same thing different taste

The sound of silence

Keep it down

Time to move out

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