Miscellaneous: Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed...

By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - 03/06/2014 19:01 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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Same thing different taste

By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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You deserved it 786

By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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You deserved it 8 667

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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You deserved it 2 152

Time to move out

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 08:01

Today, I'm spending $1,400 on rent each month to hear my upstairs neighbor walk from one end of their apartment to the other, and then back again. This occurs pretty much all day and all night. Yesterday I woke up at 3:30 a.m. from the banging of steps. My other neighbor played his music so loud, I felt it through the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

xSalashawty 30

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:34

Maybe someone else lived with him, or possibly the landlord? If its someone else besides the landlord, go report it. That's some freaky shit..

NotGabe 28

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:35

Well, time to start burning some sage.

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angiespook 18

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:31

It's just Mr. Heckles. Don't pull a Monica and Rachel- be quiet!

carlylol 10

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:46

Maybe your a marked one.

jezebaal8 7

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:47

Is obviously not what you thought it was

papayeya 18

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:49

how cool is that.. :)

Eri_Midori 7

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:52

Maybe what you thought was him banging his apartment ceiling when you got up at night was all really just the house settling all along??? :3

Mortoli 30

Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:58

Who you gonna call??

AubreyDucrat 8

Wednesday 4 June 2014 8:17

Better call Amy Allen from Dead Files

Bryanb1306 13

Wednesday 4 June 2014 10:02

Maybe it wasn't him in the first place.

trulypar 34

Wednesday 4 June 2014 10:46

I'm guessing the noises OP makes in the apartment should be described as being able to wake the dead.

DylanHasClass 17

Wednesday 4 June 2014 13:24

Knock? If no one is there and it keeps happening, move.

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Same thing different taste

The sound of silence

Keep it down

Time to move out

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