Miscellaneous: Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed...

By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - 03/06/2014 19:01 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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Time to move out

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 08:01

Today, I'm spending $1,400 on rent each month to hear my upstairs neighbor walk from one end of their apartment to the other, and then back again. This occurs pretty much all day and all night. Yesterday I woke up at 3:30 a.m. from the banging of steps. My other neighbor played his music so loud, I felt it through the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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xSalashawty 30

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:34

Maybe someone else lived with him, or possibly the landlord? If its someone else besides the landlord, go report it. That's some freaky shit..

NotGabe 28

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:35

Well, time to start burning some sage.

Comments

zoegirl_455 30

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:53

Time to go find some holy water and a priest!

BvbArmy_0 18

Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:59

... I dont want to be on this planet anymore

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:08

Huh?

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:15

Please, don't misuse sayings.

DaMann360 19

Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:42

Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! SOILED IT!

kayteakay 26

Wednesday 4 June 2014 22:31

The internet is serious about its humor.

shak1273 2

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:06

Vengeful spirit? Time to get out the salt and iron!

SuperWhoLockian7 9

Sunday 8 June 2014 10:11

And the kerosene to salt and burn the bones.

BeautifulMine 16

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:11

He walked on his ceiling?

DaMann360 19

Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:43

I walk on my ceiling all the time. In fact, I sometimes swim across it as well...

ksks1234 33

Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:59

I dance on mine...oh, what a feeling!

Garrett2818 21

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:11

You should definitely check if someone else is staying there. If not, pack your shit up and bail!!

Old unused 13

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:13

Caspar the Cranky Ghost?

spikekutter 9

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:14

sometimes spirits are still there after the person passes away..

fader48080 10

Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:09

plants take in sunlight , nutrients from the soil and water, and carbon from the air and give off oxygen. this process is called photosynthesis. it is also the reason this guy can breath long enough to type the most duh comment ever.

aircanada707 3

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:16

Mr. Heckles?

AdalineLee 5

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:19

Get the hell out of there

kasmol 16

Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:20

Do you know for a fact that he did bang on the ceiling when he was alive? It could have been something as simple as poorly secured water pipes. That would make more sense that attributing the noise now to the supernatural.

fader48080 10

Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:13

27 is right! it was something else all along, clearly their has always been a ghost in that apartment it killed the guy down stairs and now that it tasted mortal fear your surely next. RUN!!!

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 4 June 2014 8:12

Agreed the pipes in my old place used to make a horrible banging noise when someone flushed the toilet. Most "paranormal" things are easily found out by someone that has experience with electrical, plumbing and hvac work as just being something completely normal.