Miscellaneous: Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to...

By Avomitmous - 09/02/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

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By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By EwwEwwEww - 19/02/2017 03:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML

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By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By lizzard0416 - 30/11/2012 03:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

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Monday 10 February 2014 1:45

He really should have toed you about that.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 10 February 2014 1:43

At least you didn't find another woman's underwear :)

Comments

beautifulsoul89 11

Monday 10 February 2014 2:41

Ugh I swear men and their toenails! I understand somewhat of that feeling. My husband clips his nails wherever he thinks is okay, kitchen counter, the living room, and our bed. I snap at him every time. So be thankful the clippings are in one spot and not all over your house!

Enslaved 36

Monday 10 February 2014 2:58

Haha I have the same problem. Vacuuming is like a game of hide & seek!

lulzcoaster 3

Monday 10 February 2014 2:50

i displays them online for all to see, i praise anon for collecting them

Axipiter 24

Monday 10 February 2014 3:32

PLEASE tell me you also found a few yards of string, because he was planning on making "friendship necklaces" with them. I make "friendship necklaces" from my toenails for all my friends... I don't have many friends...

YooperTransplant 8

Monday 10 February 2014 3:39

Perhaps he's planning on building a ship to escape the underworld.

kenleybunch 15

Monday 10 February 2014 3:42

Whoa... I wonder how big the jar would have to be if you collected them for 10+ years :-O

annalily5 28

Monday 10 February 2014 4:07

And this is why you should live with a person before marrying them.

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 10 February 2014 5:45

Way to be judgemental. I personally agree that it's often beneficial to live together, have sex, and such before marriage but I sure wouldn't knock someone with beliefs different from mine. Furthermore, he still could've hidden his odd collection even if they did live together before. Say OP, you didn't find the condom from your first time together in there too, did you?