Health: Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused...

By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 03:45 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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Chilling

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents went on holiday, finally, and since I’m always freezing I took the opportunity to actually turn up the temperature on the boiler. Not 30 seconds later my dad called pissed and told me either I turn it back down or he’s coming home from Spain to kick my ass. FML

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By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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Bit nippy out

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 07:59 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2018 17:30

Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML

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It's frostbite time!

By Freezing - 24/03/2020 05:06

Today, the whole upstairs was so cold that I had to wear mittens inside. When I asked my parents why it was so cold, they replied that to save money, they had decided not to heat the upstairs, since "nobody is ever up there, anyway." My bedroom is upstairs. FML

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Jesus saves

By WorkSexMonkey - 04/01/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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Lanceeden 12

Friday 23 September 2011 17:52

Toasters scare the shit out of me when they finish.

Rico_Mal1116 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:55

Well I bet you feel toasty now!

Comments

Jamialia 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 12:42

My dad is like that too. I hate the ******* summer time though.

MyPerspective 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 14:25

You should, when their sleeping, crawl up to them, and snuggle between them.

rogwest 23

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:48

Sounds like your parents are closet Jews!!! Lol

dmfd122707 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:50

Lmao

Lorenzop16 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:02

***** expensive son! be thankfull that you don't pay the bill.

GoArmy6624 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 19:54

You either live in Canada, Alaska, one of the Baltic states or Russia. I know exactly how you feel.

thewife5 19

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:09

Well they splurged for the Internet apparently, so maybe you're just being dramatic and it's just colder than your use to. I vacuum sometimes when I'm cold, but not furnace cold;)