By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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Lanceeden 12

Toasters scare the shit out of me when they finish.

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Well I bet you feel toasty now!

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madreedy 7

You are so lucky being in a cold area Yesterday at 11 am the outside temperature was 51 C :(

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Blobster900 0

Wow realy you FML about the stupidest thing.

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gangstamittenz 5

I live in Alaska. It's not cold enough to have the heat on yet. Also, ever heard of a blanket?

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Ins0mau 20

Maybe they live in the southern hemisphere where we are still getting over the winter that just finished?

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DakotaCat 4

Where the **** are you where its freezing in September? Your pussy ass must cry all winter long then.

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MsMeiriona 2

Put on more clothes, dumbarse. Geez, such an easy solution. Unless your eyeballs are icing over, you can probably manage to keep your body heat in.

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live_2_eat 5

I hate that. Maybe go to a friend's house or public place with heating and if your parents complain, say that if their refusal to use the heater wasn't so ridiculous, you would have just stayed at home.

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newlove_fml 0

Wait--they're cheap enough to not turn on air conditioning, but you have, from what we can tell, a toaster, and some sort of Internet accessible device. Did you buy these items or did they? Just saying.

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Petal23 11

Aah, that brings back memories of being a student! The good old days when having to use the oven was cherished because then you could leave it open afterwards to heat up the kitchen...

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