By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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Lanceeden 12

Toasters scare the shit out of me when they finish.

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Well I bet you feel toasty now!

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ZielZone 4

Where the he'll do you live?? The arctic?? Put some clothes on, a sweater or jacket... WTF???

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You know, it's a big world out there. Your town is not the entire planet earth. Are you telling me you never stepped into the outside world, sissy?

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sataris20 5

Pussy. Take the cold like a man!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You know, 60° average temperatures is very different than ball-freezing temperatures. Come at me bro!!! pussy.

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alex6946 10

I wish it was cold :/ its still 95 degrees where I live!

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redmnky21 8

putting ur hands between ur butt cheecks work too

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grudger 14

Eh, this fml isn't much of an fml, and there are plenty of ways to stay warm, blankets, jackets, the list goes on

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rockyraccoon28 8

or you could stick your head in the oven.

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