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By Nico - 12/11/2011 15:42 - France

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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lilemmy55 10

On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!

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khaya 9

If your parents had added a 'u' you would have been supreme.

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godlike1 5

Little Johnny knows how to make a common word :0

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blunttobluntest 12

Hey don't worry bout it! At least you have a very unique name that sounds much like Supreme! It could be much worse, like this one person I know is named Mafishiba.

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Miguemex95 4

Hey I have a classmate named Dick Harrison... you should be happy :)

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Enslaved 36

I once had a classmate name Harrison(Harry) Dicks. But he for some reason, loved his name and wanted to show anyone that wanted to see, if his name matched his package. It did not! Lol

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drawmesunshine 17

I thought "Harry's on dicks." He has an excellent gay **** name.

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jefffluffingham 5

Spreme? I hope that someone forgot a u. just like how someone forgot the i in Canadia.

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daminantion 14

Just like every American mispronounces 'Merica..

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aimferd 4

I know someone named Abcde, try pronouncing that...

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llamalpaca382 13

Ab-sid-ee. I win :)

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winkeyface1624 0

I met a girl named abcde once. It was pronounced ab-see-dee.

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ThreatenedOstric 7

I know someone named ESPN (pronounced espin)

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InnocenceBlue 37

I hate that name. The parents think they're being so clever but they're being dick heads.

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megamormonman 7

I'd say it's either pronounced SPREEM or SPRAY-MAY

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mellb_fml 3

I know a Beaujangles, Mercedes, Chlamydia, Snow White and Josh Rogan, don't worry about it :p

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FYLDeep 25

Who the hell would name their kid after an STD? Also, I think most people would know how to pronounce Mercedes due to the car company.

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Epikouros 31

I think Mellb meant that a girl called Mercedes would be named after the car company, but it's the other way around.

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Ownord_fml 10

Since the original FML is a french one, Spreme is really close to "sperme" when pronouncing it ^^ (which is french for sperm). My guess is that it's his last name, and his first is Nico !

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Angelastic_fml 18

The original French does say that it's his last name. This one really loses something in the translation, since Spreme is easy to misread as sperme (French for sperm) but in English people are more likely to think of 'supreme'.

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Ownord_fml 10

I was too lazy to check on the original one ! But yes, I don't think it was the best choice to pick this particular VDM to translate, since it makes it loose most of its content =/

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