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By Nico - 12/11/2011 15:42 - France

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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lilemmy55 10

On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!

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Abrien 8

Add a first name and a u so you can be burrito supreme and manage a taco bell.

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amarieeee 4

could be worse. i had a professor whose name was Zero ... although it sounds cool, just imagine ALL the taunting he got as a child... embrace your unique name ! ! when you become famous people will name their children after you !

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MeleMallory 0

There was an actor named Zero Mostel. he was very talented.

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anghellic9 0

I know someone named osagbovo

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bubo_fml 10

I gotta fukked up name too! But, I've also had many nick names over the years, some good, some even worse! The beauty is that U can create your own universe!

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lukybasturd 0

i find that name interesting now that you say it

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alival 12

Wow that's like f ur entire life since birth! Ur teachers must hav been embarrassed at certain points!

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penguinazul 13

Does anyone else find this FML strangely worded? "Like, ever since birth, my name has been ____". I realize people can legally change their names, but one would assume that of course you've had your name since birth...

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xFaust_fml 12

Yeah but "today, my name is" would be even weirder...

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Enslaved 36

I think it's worded this way to show that it's something that the OP had to deal with his WHOLE life and clearly hates.(:

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yetanotherginger 19

Nothing to do with being translated:- The standard format for FML posts is "Today, blahblahblah, FML" To type "today my name is..." would be weird, and make it look strange since this has been OP's name for their entire life. But the post has to start with "today", so the OP showed that they were aware how weird it would sound if they didn't add "like every day". Note: OP means Original Poster, just in case you're new here

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penguinazul 13

1) I do know what OP stands for; thank you, though! 2) I guess you all are right. I think I tend to ignore the "Today" and "FML" part of the post, so when I read this one I was like, "Wtf? Of course you've had your name since birth.." My bad!

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pulore 3

Thats nothing!! I have a friend whose middle name is pusiephart.. Compared to that spreme doesnt sound so terrible now does it? :)

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shortyyyyy 0

If your name is spreme then why is it Nico on this app?

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Enslaved 36

Does that also mean your name is "shortyyy"?

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Emssy_fml 7

There's a difference between name and FIRST name.

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