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By Nico - 12/11/2011 15:42 - France

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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lilemmy55 10

On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!

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Steve95401 49

What were OP's parents smoking when they came up with that name? Also, I wonder what his siblings are named.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Probably Surujpaul.

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AliSama 17

i knew a guy who's name was urinaton urinaton. And no. I didn't mispronounce your name!

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mom2pen 4

Parents that give their babies stupid names DO NOT get to take the baby home!!!

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mom2pen 4

I know a ********, Asshole (asholee), Pajama, and Your Majesty.

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iliketurdles 7

I heard a couple named their baby Adolf Hitler.. They got the kid took of them.

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primadonna9396 16

Yeah, Adolf Hitler and his sister AryanNation apparently lived in an environment unfit for children. Who would have guessed.

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twofirstnames 12

It actually sounds like a cool name(: Don't worry OP, be glad. It could've been worse

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ExToRtiOn 0

Hey it could of been worse "cumb"

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quanzeman 5

it's like **** OR cum! 2 in 1!! Even better!!!

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FriscoKidz 10

Your name could of been Dick, I mean Richard.

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Enslaved 36

I'm all for unique names but it must get annoying to have people mispronounce or forget how to say it correctly. My mom also has a weird name. She hates it and just calls herself my her nickname to avoid confusion.(:

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lussho19 1

how old are you, if you hate it so bad why haven´t you changed it already, I think you like to be called sperm

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