Work: Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML

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By wdones97 - 08/10/2018 14:00

Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML

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By -_- - 15/03/2016 01:46 - United States - Inverness

Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML

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BFF

By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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Make it stop

By firstandlastjob - 13/06/2020 14:11

Today, at work I had to listen to a group of old men talk about double penetration. I work at a coffee shop. FML

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By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

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Addicted to love

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML

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You OK hun?

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 22:00

Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML

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Addicted

By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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bored359 13

Friday 16 January 2015 0:18

I'm sure they could help with that!

meli1195 31

Friday 16 January 2015 1:04

yes, a high school student is definitely qualified to rehabilitate sex addicts.

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o76923 8

Sunday 18 January 2015 7:19

Isn't that the same as the overwhelming majority of practitioners who treat OCD-like disorders? I can't imagine most drug rehab counselors have used crack or social workers have picked scabs compulsively.

russfml 31

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:22

Well I have to say you picked the right career in a sense. Some people are quantity over quality, I wouldn't feel too bad. Lose it to someone good, that's what I did

rockydify 22

Thursday 22 January 2015 13:50

You should have sex then! It's not that hard to find a partner.

AnalBeads4U 20

Thursday 23 June 2016 1:59

I'm TOTALLY not going to suggest that you should sleep with one of your sex addicted clients because you don't get any. That'd be unethical. What I am suggesting is there's a solution to every problem right in front of us ;)