By anonymous - 06/06/2016 16:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
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DiversityHD 16

And here i am, closing the door of my room for 2 minutes to force my cat to love me.

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socialproduct 19

I can understand how insects can sneak there way inside, but how does a whole cat "inexplicably" get into your home?

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PANDORUM89 21

cats actually tend to bond more with people that don't like them. constantly having someone holding you, making noises at you, touching you, etc can be bothersome so cats go towards the people that don't touch them or baby talk in to their cutesy wootsy faces. :)

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freddygasman 18

That just proves my point that cats can be assholes. My cats want nothing to do with me unless I'm feeding them or giving my dog attention.

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TheMathMajor 26

This is so true. My cat loves my boyfriend because he ignores her, haha. Which of course annoys him and makes me jealous. Although she is very social so she appreciates me giving her attention too.

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mezochan 29

I'm not sure that's a cat. Maybe it's an assassin disguised as a cat? It's using your allergies against you, slowly trying to suffocate you while you sleep.

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duckman9 55

its a catdog!! i knew they existed!

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ZombieSazza 34

Get some allergy meds and enjoy the company!

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GhostFox 33

Depending on how long you've lived there, the cat could have cohabit aged with the previous tenant. As to courses of action: If you flat out don't want the cat around, you should capture them and take them to a Trap Neuter Release program- or see if anyone you know wants a cat. After you've relocated the repeat visitor, you might want to look into contacting someone willing to look around the house and patch any points of entry. Now, if you do like the cat, you should still get exit points repaired so they stay inside- not just for their own safety but that of small animals in the area. Follow up with an check up for them- there's usually at least one shelter in a town that cuts prices to provide shots, deworming, etc to strays that people want to take in. Invest in some Benadryl or other antihistamines and if you haven't, get an allergy test to see if you are really allergic to cat dandruff- it might be you are allergic to the pollen in their fur. Good luck with whatever solution you have to take.

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bluegreenblue 4

You have to accept that you now own a cat! Get some meds and talk to your doctor so you can live happily with your new cat! That, or find a real home for it. It obviously wants a home where people takes care of it. Good luck OP?

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amsterdamgirl 20

well, #19, listen to #23, and take a chillpill.

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allie2590 31

I can't believe the cat shot him in the leg!

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TheGamingGamer 28

Cats have 9 lives. Use one to throw it out the window.

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deguwrangler 7

Surely if you're horribly allergic, it would've taken you a lot sooner than two weeks to fix the hole where the cat's coming into your house?

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andrmac 25

Close the door to your room. Get the cat out of your house when you see it. Most importantly DO NOT FEED IT you will make it keep coming back.

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