By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
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leogachi 15

People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Unhook the router. Sex. Reconnect.

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Grayness_ 26

He can have sex with her while she's on Facebook. Everybody wins.

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leogachi 15

People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.

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a1_z9 10

What she probably really means is the prospect of sex isn't sufficiently appealing for her to get out of her computer chair, which is not going to be solved by getting pedantic with her about the use of 'busy'. Unless that's her fetish.

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TH_Insomniak 15

she can't exactly find out if and/or improve the sex if she never gets out of the chair now can she.

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FieldLeftBlank 20

#32 depends on how sturdy the chair is *waggles eyebrows*

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noonenoeone 22

I'd like to see this waggle you speak of...

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vikky538 28

Like you said OP Has nothing to lose if he asks his wife.

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leogachi 15

It's not going to be solved by her bitching to Op about never having sex when it's apparently her own fault she isn't getting laid.

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1nertia 15

Was gonna ask if you'd tried poking her, but I do think people would like my comment... Or understand the puns.

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1nertia 15

To be honest, these were so simplistically terrible I felt like listening to Justin Bieber on repeat for 4 hours to erase my sin.

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Novadi 22

You can always sext her on Facebook.

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zahidnasir 22

Really its better for you to be single rather than being with a headache

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leogachi 15

How is getting a divorce the solution you came up with?

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Unhook the router. Sex. Reconnect.

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Attacksloth 33

Make a profile of your **** and send her a friend request.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

Or just block the ip for Facebook on the home modem. That way you still have Internet and now have sex!

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pogopogopogo 8

I never understand why people give perfectly good, thumbs down. There's nothing here yet that is our stuff down, but there are so many.

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randomname98 22

English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?

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lexos 16

Try sexting trough facebook messenger to get her attention

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