By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
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leogachi 15

People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Unhook the router. Sex. Reconnect.

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jberg583 12

Dude... I am in the exact same situation. When we go to bed, she gets under the covers and grabs her phone. Then tells me the next day that I didn't say goodnight.

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Marchur 5

What about if you put a schedule in when Facebook is available or just ban Facebook. Hopefully she don't know how to use a proxy. :)

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ProSwimmerFL 16

Have sex while she's on Facebook win win.

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SookyLala 13

cant stand facebook, i feel for ya

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Jethco 15

Yup. Sounds like a woman's logic.

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Nikta_FML 3

Depending if she was on Facebook on her phone or the computer you could of just his her phone or broke the computer, spend some time together # no relation ship guru lol

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Cristoforo 17

Create a facebook event for it and invite her

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EvilBubbles 9

What's your number? I'll do it for you ;)

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