By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
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leogachi 15

People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Unhook the router. Sex. Reconnect.

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nonsensical 26

what would that do?

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limabeans101029 20

The appalling writing might give him a good laugh

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AyeJay101 25

The female, and some male, friends I have gave them imaginations as far as they told me. I never read it myself so going off popular perceptions of the book.

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noonenoeone 22

**** is a quicker and more effective way to get ideas...if you need to use literature to spice up your sex life you're doing it wrong.

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a1_z9 10

Ha, **** is meant to arouse the people watching it rather than the people doing it! I think most women want a partner who'll respond to their individual needs rather than mindlessly pounding away at them.

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abNormal62 23

Take the male end (cable) out of the female end (port) of the computer, and then set the mood with music, lighting and a cool drink and announce, "Honey, you got MALE!!!!" Then proceed to fill her inbox

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worldclassrager 39

This might be going too far but sex then she can get on Facebook Better yet have priories and Facebook shouldn't be at the top

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noonenoeone 22

Do you even know what you were trying to say? It looks like 2 thoughts got combined into none...

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MRSwick2525 23

Easy there killer. Asshole is a little harsh when you do not even know the woman. Disrespectful and selfish yes but Asshole is a little strong.

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ChopSuey444 20

You should really have a serious discussion with her. Maybe it's time for a date night.

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Enslaved 36

Updating my Facebook. "On a date with my husband!" (Posted on FB) "Pictures of my Shrimp Parmesan with bread sticks!" (Posted on FB)

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MeAnd 9

Have sex on the computer table. Problem solved.

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ApplePie1994 27

Yet another reason why Facebook is a sack of horseshit.

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leogachi 15

I agree that Facebook sucks, but it's not Facebook's fault that the wife is apparently a bitch.

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a1_z9 10

Sounds like you're both in a rut. Maybe you just need to remind her she's something special to you instead of your nearest available hole, spend some time setting the scene instead of just diving into the main course and all that.

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