By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
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leogachi 15

People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Unhook the router. Sex. Reconnect.

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guesswhatlifesux 14

Maybe try something really romantic to get her in the mood? Like make her dinner or clean the house.

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noonenoeone 22

Cooking and cleaning are the keys to making women horny? Learn something new everyday, I coulda swore it was my body all this time, but now I know it was dinner and dishes!

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leogachi 15

What's romantic about cleaning the house?

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a1_z9 10

Well hoovering does take a bit of energy sometimes, maybe if a bloke gets a bit sweaty doing it and takes his shirt off and glistens sexily in the light from the newly cleaned windows it's romantic?

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Sk8brdmenace 17

Facebook is stupid. In 100 yrs we won't even interact as humans. Pretty big defining feature of mammals. What species do we become then?

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semokco 0

Been there. Her priorities seem to have changed. Spending time with you is less important than having sex with you, which is less important than Facebook. It's all downhill from here.

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sahmnc420 13

Fb is awful ruins life!!! I have an act for a couple advice groups (I have chickens and I garden) but I only go on to ask ? Maybe once a month. I'll see family n they are upset we never talk. Um I have a phone I don't talk threw fb

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kalbrek009 20

This is nearly word for word what I posted 4 years ago, yet FML refused to post it...it's still happening these days but now also includes the Varage Sale, Trivia Crack & Words With Friends apps...FML still.

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alyciawatkins37 13

I feel your pain!

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lvg_fml 10

Is there a fb anonymous group. She needs it. Bring her flowers and take her to a romantic dinner and talk about how you feel. If it doesn't help suggest counseling

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EPIKxPANDA 13

Some of you are saying that Facebook is dumb and whatever, but here you are, sitting on FML most of your day..

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Sk8brdmenace 17

Yeah for about 5 minutes. Don't justify your stupid habit sitting ur fat ass at ur computer for hours eatin cheetos for gossipy bullshit. Why don't u just turn on "days of our lives" you retard and you won't even have to worry about typing

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RealTalkByRell 5

It's simple. Be a man go up to her whip your penis out and place it in front of her face. See wat happens to Facebook. Your welcome

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Cassandra2015 21

Life has more important priorities than Facebook, I do agree.. I'm sure you've brought it to her attention , but try doing something different

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