By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 778
You deserved it 4 677

Same thing different taste

Top comments

just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.

2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.

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psychoxxxinvader 3

Uh you seriously can't hold it for two weeks? Unless you've been resisting temptation and saving for the person you married, I think you can be a bit more patient.

ydi for being so concerned about getting your dick wet. there are bigger concerns than a half hour of pleasure, get the hell over it and grow up. you obviously married the person cause you love them, right..? if not, big ydi and go find yourself someone easier than your wife, since it is the end of the world, amirite?

schwinn11 0

Yeah!!!!, and it only gets worse fromhere my friend

mn_mpls 0

I hope you two experienced premartial sex to know what you two were getting in to. If not, better learn to eat out, improve your skills and viva Viagra long time. The force is strong in young Kenobi.

Who the **** cares. You marry a woman because you LOVE her not for what she can do for you in bed.

You probably aren't any good in the sack so she's not willing to go for it. I don't get how people can be newly weds and NOT be having some seriously great sex or SOMETHING. I mean sex is the one thing you can do for the little pocket money it takes to buy condoms. Day sucks, have awesome sex. Boss fired you, well we can do anything about that right now so let's have angry sex or have makeup sex or have console each other sex. I don't understand. When people are partners, especially married ones, sex should be like one of the hobbies or one of the activities you guys could do together pretty much whenever you out of sync or on the same wave length of passion. She probably has no libido and you just **** like a sad hairy chimp?

MasterConan 0

yeah dude. being married was the worst move I made and the worst 10 months of my life. lol. if that shit keeps up get out while u can. do it before u have kids. and don't for a second think that a kid will make thing better. cause it won't. :P

xoxo_hannamichel 0

oh get over it. I'm surprised she even married you, asshole.