By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
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cowsgomooatyou 8

just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.

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JP101 0

2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.

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Breezy4sheezy 2

if u r a man see if ur wife sleeps with her mouth open. if u r a woman put him in ur mouth while he is asleep. either way needs will be met.

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hockeyhouse 5

Pretty sure my hubby would disagree on the lack of sex, especially since we did it twice yesterday. And we have a toddler. OP, it's definately time for a chat about what's going on. And to whoever it was, you're considered newlyweds for the first year.

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Smartypanties 0

Depends from a hubby. My celibacy periods are longer than my menstrual ones. And I talked, threatened to divorce, tried everything!! Guess after 6 years it is not what marriage about to him anymore! Having a bf now.

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boopityboppity 11

Well said, degco44. I agree wholeheartedly.

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thinmint 0

oh yeah I would definitely give it up if you said, "*** me now bitch!". not. ************ is key. also if you act like it doesn't bother you and don't bring it up then it's more likely to happen...

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selfemployed 0

we're in the same boat. starting to hate being married.

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Bloonbloon 0

BOOHOOHOO I HAVENT HAD SEX FOR 14 DAYS! FMYLIFE! T.T Not.

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paladininwaiting 1

although I don't exactly agree with #13,..welcome to the brotherhood

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