Work: Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 15:42 - United States

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML

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By whatthewhat - 18/11/2009 19:52 - United States

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Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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NaturallyUnlucky 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:03

That isn't sad. It's adorable.

mrhahn530 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:03

I plan to continue that behavior until i die...

Comments

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:27

Helium is awesome! Staying childish forever is what it's all about! Though, #11, having access to helium tank at work probably = geek. Best kind of geek :)

TheZephyrSon 3

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:29

#7 and #8 are assholes. No FML in here, nothing wrong with that lol...would you rather be playing with a helium tank or be a grouchy guy no one likes?

Arcterion 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:29

Haha! Sounds absolutely awesome, man. =) Not gonna YDI or FYL, but this one is definitely going on my favourites list.

Zoa_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:29

Haha I think this is more hilarious that anything!

EdensEmbers 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:30

#7 comes off as an ass. I just assumed #8 was bitching out #7. As for the post, I love it. Yay for you staying young at heart!

Swiggs09 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:32

thats just awesome

twitteringjaie 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:35

That sounds like a great time. :D I wish I had a helium tank. Signed on #7 and #8 being assholes save in the case that #8 was replying to #7.

nintennuendo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:36

That is so not an FML. I would love to spend a bit of the day like that. FMyLife's quality really has gone down. These aren't so much "**** my life" as they are "Oh, and heres what happened today"