By dumpedattheclub - 28/03/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML
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darkfaery 0

If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!

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Carolaaine 0

As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song

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marycjones 0

Who let this FML pass??? Obviously, the g/f was either kidding or is a dumbass. X_X Not an FML.

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ditlihi 0

Oh? Is going "steady" meaning you are married now?

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notmuch 0

She was just hinting to you that she wants to get engaged.

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AngieLam18 0

Technically, if you are not married, she is single.

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twilightgirl21 0

she is a **** and you need to talk to her. That was not right what she did. even if it was just a song

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new_sl4ng 0

That song is fun, Id raise my hands and dance around too. Dont need to read in to every little thing =/ #89- You're a fool.

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sarcastic_much10 0

I would've said "**** you, too." and then left. That's just rude... and no number 89 also

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sarcastic_much10 0

also, 88: if you're in a RELATIONSHIP of ANY SORT with ANY PERSON you are NOT SINGLE!!!!

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wtfxup 0

that happened to me. i took it as a joke. then she cheated on me a month later. fml.

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