Awkward, Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents'...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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For all ages

By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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WTF are you doing?

By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Ask first, snoop later

By Jenna Berreth - 07/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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Good vibes

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was in a quiet library when I noticed a buzzing sound. I ignored it, but it kept going. I looked around, but nobody else seemed to notice. After 5 minutes of searching, I realized the buzzing was coming from my backpack. My electric toothbrush had turned itself on and was rattling around. Everyone watched me pull out a vibrating bag. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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Kandyland 12

Monday 11 May 2009 20:25

You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol

omgbeckyyy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:38

So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?

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Emeryld 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:26

Woah, is all this harshness really necessary? So the OP found a vibrator in their parents' room. I'd rather not stumble upon pieces of my parents' sex life either. Not everyone is completely open about this kind of thing with their parents, calm down. Anyways, this reminds me of when my dad told me to grab him a shirt from his dresser + I opened the wrong drawer + discovered a box of Trojan Magnums.. Not a pleasant image.

kekelala3 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 3:53

How's this a FML? This is more like a ha-ha moment

rhcpalex93 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 13:30

happened to me too.

xXjakalXx 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 22:20

omg that is so gross

gamerchick37 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:42

there is nothin really wrong about your parents having some fun....and you have it easy what about having to have a room next to them :3

corinna12124 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:39

I have mine right next to my dads n yea ik what ya mean it makes me almost puke

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:21

That's just not right.

JHandAC 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:03

My mom has those too O.o While we may be scarred for life and have nightmares, we can known that it's *hopefully* normal and a lot of women have them. Even though I plan on never EVER getting one :)

RepAbuse 4

Monday 7 November 2011 2:42

That's sexy, haha.

XxchristinasmhxX 0

Friday 27 April 2012 2:20

Be happy it was just a *****...

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 24 November 2013 19:56

I really hate how this fml is written, you could have said something like "Today, my sister and I went to investigate the strange buzzing noise coming from our partners room, upon opening the drawer the noise was coming from we discovered a vibrator, FML" Though this really isn't fml worthy, it's not illegal for a couple to have sex or even **********, yeah it's gross to think about but what do you expect? People don't quit having sex when they have kids.