Miscellaneous: Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding,...

By notnow - 27/09/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2015 09:52 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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Thanks but no thanks.

By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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BreynHope 11

Friday 27 September 2013 8:59

Hopefully she felt horrible once she sobered up. I bet your wedding was great and wonderful. Congratulations, OP!

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 27 September 2013 9:02

Sounds like it's time to pump some more alcohol into her so that she passes out and misses the whole thing!

Comments

djPanda 8

Friday 27 September 2013 13:59

Why did she get drunk on your wedding day

jasmine2301 25

Friday 27 September 2013 14:26

Why would she get drunk on her daughter's wedding day?

starmielin 7

Friday 27 September 2013 14:42

Alright, I need to know. How exactly are people coming to the conclusion that she deserves this?! Are there just a bunch of misanthropes that come on here to thrive on human misery?! o.O

CtrlAltDef3at 4

Friday 27 September 2013 14:53

That really stinks op. Hope she sobered up and didn't entirely ruin the ceremony. Congrats on marriage!

jrock9093 18

Friday 27 September 2013 16:32

Bye bye drunk she ruined your special day so now you should put her in to a home sorry that she ruined your day

samjoe 2

Friday 27 September 2013 17:32

Your mom needs to get her priorities straight. You marriage or the drinks. Drinks won for some reason

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 27 September 2013 18:04

Ugh. Here is how OP assigned tasks for her wedding: You, pick up the bouquets. You, tie the bows to the pews. You, make sure the guestbook is set out with a couple of pens. You, make sure someone is there to babysit Mom.

Mailman2121 15

Friday 27 September 2013 18:39

I hope your mom gets hit by a truck.

Omniprism 14

Friday 27 September 2013 19:08

I would have told her to leave then. Or had someone drive her home since she was drunk. When it comes to things like that sometimes you just have to make stark decisions and focus on the task at hand and right then was your happiness, months of planning and a future with someone you love.