Miscellaneous: Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding,...

By notnow - 27/09/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2015 09:52 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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Thanks but no thanks.

By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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BreynHope 11

Friday 27 September 2013 8:59

Hopefully she felt horrible once she sobered up. I bet your wedding was great and wonderful. Congratulations, OP!

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 27 September 2013 9:02

Sounds like it's time to pump some more alcohol into her so that she passes out and misses the whole thing!

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CrazyMelvin 14

Friday 27 September 2013 20:11

So let her leave. Drunks don't belong at weddings

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 27 September 2013 21:30

Gee, Ma! Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

TisAPenguin 16

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:59

I hope you showed her the door. You don't need that kind of negativity at your wedding, no matter who it's from.

graphicstyle7 17

Saturday 28 September 2013 12:04

Sounds like your poor mom needs some therapy and maybe A.A. Sorry her problems got in the way of your special day.

chuksnwali 34

Saturday 31 May 2014 15:46

stupid people need they ass beat.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 1:17

Sounds like she needs therapy.

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