By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 05:38 - United States - Albany

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML
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AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Spanking is discipline. I was spanked when I was little and I love and respect my parents. It's to help them learn right from wrong not hurt them

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yusa5 3

don't make a scene when he bites, it'll get boring to him.

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nevermore905 1

My son is almost 11 months old and already knows what "no, that hurts" means. just be firm when you tell him "no!" and do your best not to react in an "entertaining" way when he bites. learning to communicate with words is a much better foundation to lay than biting back.

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NikkiSamm 21

If he's biting things like your fore arms or fingers then do what your taught to do with a dog bite, push whatever he's biting harder into his mouth so he either can't keep his jaw shut around it or gags.

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Countryboy1996 18

I know you aren't supposed to tell people how to parent, but ma'am/sir, your child needs a whoopin.

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concorde_fml 6

My son did that exactly once. I was hugging him and I thought he was about to kiss my neck since that's where he leaned his head. Then I felt teeth. I snapped at him so loud he cried and hasn't bit me since. The bruise was on my neck for a week and it looked like my wife gave me a hickey.

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marthamydear23 9

When my kids started biting I bit them back. it stopped

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