By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 15:47 - United States - Rochester

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Crenny 16

Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.

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TTowntitan13 8

If you know anything about history, this is pretty easy to understand. She most likely learned about the Aztec religion In school and how they would sacrifice virgins, sometimes throwing them into volcanos or wells. She is just going of of what she most likely learned, your 12 year old is most likely just uninformed.

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creativityisnt 19

You should tell her that nowadays, the ***** get thrown down under. That'll keep her pants on.

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Tyrez 32

Haha, she has a good argument! For the sake of her innocence don't go to Hawaii!

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em_the_g 12

I don't mean to be that 12 year old but what does she mean by volcano? (I know what virginity is tho)

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lionhead29 9

it's kinda understandable

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NodakN8V 25

She's going places....maybe not college..but, places.

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demonfacee 14

Kids say the stupidest things sometimes. It's about time to give her the talk, it's never too early.

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graceface1031 7

Danisnotonfire!!!! Anyone?? ITS A ******* DAN REFERENCE IM FANGIRLING.

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shanebob 15

You really need to talk to her about safe volcanoes.

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