By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
I agree, your life sucks 110 825
You deserved it 13 091

Same thing different taste

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Sir_ND_Pity 35
iLike2Teabag 27

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

Comments

wow she's so young, I'm 16 and I've barely even kissed a guy!

Well..... um... I can't decide whether your daughter is a hoe bag or if you failed as a parent. :/ I guess it's kind of both?

I'm just confused about how the most honest&truthful comments get thumbs down and funny ones praising that she lost it already get thumbs up. That's just a shame and terribly disgusting.

Please shoot me this world is going downhill as we speak sooner or later youlll have 8 year olds loosing there virginty jk but still please shoot me

Oh Jesus, I'M 13. We really don't need to be doing this, I think a lot of people aren't getting that.

Lets all just hope that to the OP's daughter thought that masturbation counts as taking her virginity away..

if she doesn't know what a virgin beverage is, she isn't old enough for the D.