By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

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Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

1 - Yes, yes she did :)

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iLike2Teabag 27

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

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aleena525 4

It would be sad if she had sex before you and I'm sure she did

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Funnyguyproblems 1

Why did your daughter even say that? She is 13, she should be in eigth grade now.

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Angel_of_Night 10

Somebody slap that girl, because she needs some control

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luvpuppy 13

Don't you mean... birth control?

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debie_fml 14

surprise! you could have been a grandfather

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luvpuppy 13

Why would she have sex? She probably doesn't even have boobs!

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MissNicMcNic 4

I'm 25, I have no boobs and I still get laid. Sort of. In my mind. Oh God, I'm so alone *sobs in the shower eating cookies*

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Slawter16 24

I'm nearly 15 and I've never even held hands with a boy, never mind kissed one or had sex. Why do people around my age try to grow up so damn fast?

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aquarioussr 9

May be she doesn't even know what virginity is, and believes that having her first period means losing her virginity. She is only 13, and wouldn't mention it so casually had she been aware of its real meaning and its possible effect on her father. Kids of this age have a lot of misconceptions

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Wrissapunk2020 5

In my Google search, it popped up that 10 year olds are searching for help because they're pregnant. What a shame, this society. -_-

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chynnatownn 11

I read FML's because they're usually really funny. But this.. This is just sad :( I feel so bad for you.. And your daughter too. Talk about regret.

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