Kids: Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something...

By liquid_sasquatch - 29/05/2012 22:40 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

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liquid_sasquatch 10

Thursday 31 May 2012 15:11

Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]

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destinee_95 2

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:54

I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha

I_Punch_Babies 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:52

better use a disposable razor

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pinkladey12345 0

Friday 1 June 2012 6:17

Did you?!?!?

LN666 2

Friday 1 June 2012 16:42

question is.. did you do it? :/

mttnokc 1

Friday 1 June 2012 18:25

The ole mighty toothless one needs a mustache trimming every once in a while as well.

lulu259 5

Friday 1 June 2012 23:43

This is why you always ask what the favour is before agreeing to one!

MangaManiacNat 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:52

Brian, would you shave my coin purse?

LaLaLa_69_s2 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 8:37

My brother makes me scratch his back.

born_hustla 26

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:27

Personal isn't it?!

bagelpie 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 3:18

So I guess that cracked the question... He's no virgin

kassi505 7

Friday 15 June 2012 8:22

thats halarious and also a teenage boy for you

bbrewer 6

Friday 22 June 2012 23:01

Well Did You??

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