By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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fishstick557 14

Your daughter is a ******* *****

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geocayce 7

The child seems to be entering her rebellious stage. This is not always a result of bad parenting. This could be a result of good parenting & setting boundaries that the 14 year old didn't like. The true test of parenting will be in whatever punishment that's given to OP's child.

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Kkkdawg 27

Thank you!! I have great parents who were always responsible, teaching me lessons and values, and looking out for me. I had a great childhood too. However I still snuck out and partied. I drank and had sex at 14. I did stupid shit. Peer pressure is a huge factor at that age. It had nothing to do with bad parenting. I knew the consequences and was old enough to deal with them. It was also a (stupid) rebellious stage that i grew out of. I am NOT defending the child here, but the "bad parent". You can be the best parent in the world, but kids still do their own thing. All that said, I agree she should be punished. FYL because you had to find out like that though.

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TheEmoSuperman 16

is this directly related to the method of parenting? some say faking is caused by what's in the jeans (;

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Sweetpea22 14

Wow, if your daughter isn't on BC I suggest you put her on it if she is having sex this early

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taka805 10

As parents we have to remember that our kids are a extension of us. The things they do and the way they act are a direct effect of their upbringing. We have a Responsibility to be parents before friends to our children. Sometimes you need to be stern.

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mufasa1026 6

Well what the **** did she expect from a 14 year old boy?! Has she screwed a guy who was older???

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Camri_123 11

That's a terrifying thought, but that's the way it sounds.

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spaboolly 26

I was going to make a light hearted joke about the boy needing to go through puberty before he can have a decent sized penis, but that really is a very disturbing thought that you brought up.

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chveya 6

Can we all please say that people (even young people) who have sex don't respect themselves? Sure, drunk sex with a barely-a-teenager is a recipe for disaster, but I don't think this girl is morally bankrupt or self-loathing.

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imbored666 5

Soo i guess OP has to worry about the daughter's partying and her sex life since she knows what size a dick is considered small

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