By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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desertlovebird 11

Well I guess this is not the merry Christmas you where hoping for. Guess some better door locks are on the list.

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ErinBaby33 6

What kind of parent are you to let your 14 year old drink, party and have sex? That's not right at all

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iwadasn 32

Which part of "sneaking out of the house" confused you?

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jujubunni5 9

I would call Thomas and also inform his parents. If he is also 14 they will have some issues. If he's significantly older then your daughter might need more then a smack across the face

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Ozxkar 6

I don't want to be around you. FYL. Poor kid!!!

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coach25 5

Sounds like she has had experience with a wide variety if she can differentiate penis size ! Just saying.

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douchebag232 2

Hey man. Thomas had a "white" christmas thats forsurexD no seriously though. Poor guy. Genetics werent kind to him xD

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