Kids: Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he...

By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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By mbesameh - 11/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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Keep up!

By AstralLuna - 05/03/2021 08:01 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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red_headforlife 15

Monday 12 August 2013 8:50

You need to have a talk with her.

lex1459 38

Monday 12 August 2013 8:51

Sounds like somebody wanted a sister

Comments

cobalttanker 14

Monday 12 August 2013 18:06

Finally proof that women are evil!!! Lol

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Monday 12 August 2013 18:27

Edit: I'm sorry, I did miss her age somehow, must not have had enough coffee yet, but I still stand on the rest of my comment. And while siblings dont "Have to" tease each other, it is a normal part of life if they do. Not something to punish them for. O suppose my wording wasn't clear.

Buzzshock331 7

Monday 12 August 2013 18:35

Is your daughter a secret politician? A great future lies before her; either become a master villain or a tyrannical dictator...

JennNoVa 8

Monday 12 August 2013 19:00

Your daughter is an evil genius.

sugarbear0727 19

Monday 12 August 2013 19:08

That's hilarious. It seems like she just wants a sister.

roflstomp716 19

Monday 12 August 2013 19:30

simple solution, get rid of the daughter!!!

thegreycat_fml 12

Tuesday 13 August 2013 20:54

You don't just "get rid of" a child. If she was actually physically or emotionally abusing her siblings, and all other measures failed, it would be another thing. The fact you think it is such a simple matter to "get rid of" a child implies some disturbing things about your psyche. Please don't have kids.

imbedderdenu 23

Monday 12 August 2013 19:37

lmao Im sorry thats funny. but you really need to chat with her. wow she's convincing! smh sorry that your daughter finds it necessary to mess with your boys... :/

james52 17

Monday 12 August 2013 20:02

That's messed up..

TogeBara 12

Monday 12 August 2013 20:36

Tell your son that she is lying, and that you actually wanted another daughter, but you are glad you have a big strong son to look after his older sister. It'll make him feel more like a man.