Kids: Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he...

By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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Bathroom police

By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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By mbesameh - 11/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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Keep up!

By AstralLuna - 05/03/2021 08:01 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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Monday 12 August 2013 8:50

You need to have a talk with her.

lex1459 38

Monday 12 August 2013 8:51

Sounds like somebody wanted a sister

Comments

NotSoPerfecTgirl 10

Monday 12 August 2013 21:20

she really wants a sister bad huh?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 12 August 2013 21:21

Well now you know the story...and can give the truth...

EvilLittleMan 23

Monday 12 August 2013 21:59

She's an Evil Little... no relation thank goodness.

lolocatfield 7

Monday 12 August 2013 22:56

Your daughter sounds like a bitch

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 13 August 2013 1:04

Not funny.

ea247 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 1:29

Your daughter is awesome!! XDD

LithFlavored 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 3:24

A lawyer in the making

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 13 August 2013 3:36

Something tells me she wants a sister, not two brothers.

tylermas1234123 8

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:26

She would be one hell of a lawyer

kasmol 16

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:52

Sorry, but this is on you. The first time should have warned you sufficiently. Now you are letting it happen again. Your daughter has some significant personal problems, and you are putting her and your other children at risk for not seeking help.