Kids: Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at...

By kkt - 25/04/2013 04:54 - United States - Granbury

Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML

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By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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Help yourself

By danielle1575 - 24/06/2021 04:01 - United States

Today, my older, pill-addicted brother, came over to visit with me. After he left, I realized all my Vicodin was gone. I got my wisdom teeth removed two hours ago. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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Bad influence

By BigSister - 13/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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Pugs not drugs

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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whatthefreshhell 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 11:57

At least the kids he sold it to won't get heartworms.

Draxanoth 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 11:58

Well to be fair, 90% of high school kids are bitches anyway...

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whatthefreshhell 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 11:57

At least the kids he sold it to won't get heartworms.

ChenEighty 20

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:33

Let's just hope there's no side effects...

ordonblade46 3

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:58

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

sotheresthisgirl 8

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:59

If there is it's a lesson learned, don't buy random pills from a guy at school.

TITUS92 8

Tuesday 30 April 2013 21:28

Hmmmm...yes yes

MrsDruidess 23

Thursday 13 March 2014 9:34

so OP'S brother did something stupid with the family dogs pills. . . why is this **** OPs life? Seems to have nothing to do with OP

Draxanoth 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 11:58

Well to be fair, 90% of high school kids are bitches anyway...

ChenEighty 20

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:39

That highly insults the other ten percent. :#

ApollosMyth 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:50

25 - How?

Alihb 16

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:07

not to mention, they deserve it for

Alihb 16

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:09

shiz got cut of for buying pills

GuessWhatKids 13

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:21

All generalizations are false.

ChenEighty 20

Thursday 25 April 2013 15:31

28, that came out wrong. I meant that the 90% of high school students that are bitches insult, of bully, the other ten percent. Should've thought my wording through a bit better...